NOTE FROM DAVE:

Hi everyone! Just a brief note about this week’s list.
It does contain some sexual content,
so if you’re easily offended by such things,
please don’t hesitate to delete the list without reading it.
We’ll get back to robots, rockets and time warps next week.

The Top 10 SF
Euphemisms for Anal Sex

10> Exploring beyond the event horizon of the black hole.

9> Flying your T-16 into Beggar’s Canyon.

8> Aiming for the small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

7> Training for an alien abduction.

6> Investigating the Hershey Cluster in the nether regions of the Milky Way.

5> Making the jump to rump-humper space.

4> Attacking the space race from behind.

3> Taking the spiceworm to the Dunes.

2> Not-for-the-rookiee Wookiee nookiee.

and the Number 1 SF Euphemism for Anal Sex…

1> Discovering how Ender got his name.

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Credits:

Selected from 40 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 5, 7 (Hat trick!)
Douglas Bishop, Fort Wayne, IN — 2, 8, 9 (Hat trick!)
Chris Woodall, Dayton, KY — 3, Topic
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 4
Kyros Starr, Everett, WA — 6
Damn Near Everyone, — 10