NOTE FROM DAVE:

We decided to let a few SF characters go head to
head, or body, or whatever, and see what happened.

The Top 10 SF Death Matches

10> Dorothy vs. the aliens from “Signs”: I’m MELTING! I’m MELTING!

9> Tribbles, Ewoks and Jar Jar Binks vs. a black hole. (Yeah, it’s a bit one sided. You got a problem with that?)

8> Darth “The Dark” Vader vs. Gandalf the White”: X-Treme Chess

7> Lazarus Long vs. Woodrow Wilson Smith: Titanic Time- Travelling Twin Tussle on Tertius!

6> Chewbacca vs. Sasquatch: Snatch-U-Bald Pluck-off 2004

5> A battalion of Enterprise crewmen in red shirts and Imperial Storm Troopers vs. three kids with sling shots. It should be a close fight.

4> Jabba vs. Jar Jar: “Bambi vs. Godzilla” Exhibition

3> Borg Cube vs. Deathstar Demolition Derby.

2> Gort vs. the Tycho Monolith vs. the audience: Wake up, people! It’s only round 17,532 and still no movement.

and the Number 1 SF Death Match…

1> Bikini Vixens from Erotocon 6 vs. me. They would probably win, but I’d die happy.

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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 3, 5, 9 (Hat trick Plus!)
Vilyehm Teighlore, Tucson, AZ — 2
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 4, 6, 8 (Hat trick!)
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 7
Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN — 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Death Match Referee