NOTE FROM DAVE:

Between the Super Bowl and the Olympics,
we’re seeing tons of celebrity endorsements.
Here are a few we might see in the future.

The Top 8 SF
Celebrity Product Slogans

8> “The name’s Quark, and I bet you’re thinking, ‘Quark, can I really get free money from the Federation Government just by buying this book?’”

7> “Dr. Phlox here, for Adkin’s Skin Care Symbiotes. It’s the day before the prom, when you find a blemish….”

6> Ripley: “Scope MegaBlaster. For those aliens with corpse breath.”

5> James T. Kirk for Taco Bell: “Make a run for the neutral zone!”

4> “This is the Doctor, for T.A.R.D.I.S Express; when it positively, absolutely has to be there the day after the next Dalek incursion!”

3> Yoda: “Oil of Olay I used not. Take your chances you must.”

2> Jabba for Mounds: “Sometimes you feel like a Hutt; sometimes you don’t.”

and the Number 1 SF Celebrity Product Slogan…

1> Baron Vladimir Harkonnen for Old Spice: “I liked it so much I invaded the planet!”

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Credits:

Selected from 12 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 2, 5 (Hat trick!)
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 3
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 4, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
Randy Travis, Wichita Falls, TX — 6
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator