NOTE FROM DAVE:

Today is the birthday of someone special
in my life. But like lots of spouses,
I haven’t a clue what to get her.

The Top 9 SF Birthday
Ideas for Your Female Spouse

9> You’re positive she’s gonna LOVE that Orion Slave Girl kit you bought her!

8> A tribble, properly spayed and neutered, of course.

7> A transporter to fix anything that goes wrong. It works in Trek, doesn’t it?

6> An Omega 13. So she can have the pleasure of hearing you admit she’s right over and over and over and over….

5> Genuine tribble-fur gloves. No wait, stole. Wrap. Uh, full-length coat! Bedspread…?

4> The planet Jupiter in a crystal globe.

3> Her very own Lady Schick Bat’leth.

2> Does Professor Charles Xavier have a mutant who excretes chocolates?

and the Number 1 SF Birthday Idea for Your Female Spouse…

1> To spice things up, a Stilsuit made for two.

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Credits:

Selected from 35 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 1, 3
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 2
Laura Oberst, Columbus, OH — 4, 6, 7 (Hat trick!)
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 5
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 8
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 9
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator