June 1st, 2007
NOTE FROM DAVE:
Sure, at the end of their story, our heroes
are basking in praise and glory, but what
happens years after their adventure is over?
are basking in praise and glory, but what
happens years after their adventure is over?
The Top 9 Science Fiction
“Where Are They Now?”
“Where Are They Now?”
9> Q, long since banished from the Continuum, now designs high-tech weapons for British secret agents.
8> R2D2 — personal vibrator for Rosie O’Donnell.
7> Luke Skywalker has a late-night talk show called “Jedi Friends Network”.
6> Dr. Bruce Banner is a successful tailor and cosmetologist, specializing in repairing ripped shirts and covering up green skin.
5> Anakin Skywalker: still hanging out with the ghosts of Yoda, Obi Wan, and George Lucas’s credibility.
4> Paul Atreides seen stuffing spice packets into his stillsuit when he thinks no one at the early bird special is watching.
3> Will Robinson: showing customers where to find everything at a Fry’s Electronics store.
2> This season on “The Surreal Life”: Dr. Zachary Smith, Christine Chapel, Ender Wiggin, Twiki, and Q spend two weeks living together on Moonbase Alpha!
and the Number 1 Science Fiction “Where Are They Now?”…
1> Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, falsely believed dead, risks discovery every year by appearing in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade disguised as Bullwinkle.
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Credits:
Selected from 27 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 6, 9 (Hat trick!)
Mark David, Sunnyvale, CA — 2, 3
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 4
Chris Woodall, Dayton, KY — 5
Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 7
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator