December 21st, 2007



The Top 9 Sci-Fi Holiday TV Specials


9> Rudolf the Red-eyed Cylon

8> New Year’s Spockin’ Eve: Mr. Spock relates New Year’s customs from around the Federation. Culminates in a gathering at midnight around Yeoman Rand’s quarters for the traditional dropping of Kirk’s pants.

7> A Very Merry and Pippin Christmas: It’s a Hobbit Holiday as the stars decorate a tree only halfway to the top, get smashed on egg nog and sing bawdy songs about elves and try and get Arwen under the mistletoe. Special guest star Frodo gets exasperated at the overall silliness and mysteriously disappears halfway through the “Good King Aragorn” musical number.

6> This week on The Travel Channel: Time Travel on a Budget – How to Enjoy Christmas as a Kid Again.

5> Alien & Predator vs. Frosty The Snowman: See the Alien Queen and Predator team up to wreak some Holiday Havoc. Watch as Frosty belly-slides into action, showing them the true meaning of the phrase: “Vengeance is a dish best served cold!”

4> “The 24 Days of Christmas”: Spirits are high and so is the body count as Jack Bauer mows down red-suited terrorists planning a massive yuletide attack.

3> Survivor Special: Star of Bethlehem — SuperNova!

2> Back-To-The-Future For the Holidays: Zany problems ensue as the Professor tries to help Marty McFly put on an authentic Christmas pageant by taking the Delorean back in time to the original Christmas in Bethlehem, thus bringing back Mary, Joseph, Jesus, the shepherds, and the manger with him.

and the Number 1 Sci-Fi Holiday TV Special…

1> Christmas on Dune: Chani relates the inspirational true story of the new Messiah, Alia throws a hissy fit when she does not get the presents she wants, there’s an awkward moment when the Reverend Mother and Stilgar wind up under the mistletoe and Paul makes it snow everywhere. Proceedings come to a confusing halt when an enormously fat Santa floats in and tries to kill everyone.




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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 1, 7, 8 (Hat trick!), Topic
Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 2, 5
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 3, 6, 9 (Hat trick!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 4
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator