The Top 10 Robot Haiku

10> My self-destruct key
Is not a toy, human child
Hands off, or lose them!

9> Robots can help man
That is how they are programmed
“Bite my metal ass”

8> Brain of silicon
Body of titanium
Still have no girlfriend

7> I want some hot love
But have the wrong equipment
All I’ve got are nuts

6> Hey, big desktop stud
Is that a huge hard drive, or
Just glad to see me?

5> Lonely in my shell
Seeking my metal soulmate
I need a lube job

4> Celebrate Androids!
For all the tasks YOU won’t do:
Fully functional

3> Soft core porn is good
Hard core porn even better
Quad core porn is best

2> Precipitation
Looks so lovely to you but
Makes my poor ass rust

and the Number 1 Robot Haiku…

1> A woman machine
Full of beauty, grace and love
Just needs bigger boobs

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Credits:

Selected from 37 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, Topic
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 2, 7
Peter Heltzer, Buffalo Grove, IL — 3, 9
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 4
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX — 5
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 6
Jim Carroll, Bedford, NH — 8
Chris Pulliam, San Dimas, CA — 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator