The Top 10 Rejected Titles
for the Next Indiana Jones Movie

10> Indiana Jones at the Altar of Metamucil

9> Indiana Jones and the Electric Boogaloo

8> Indiana Jones and the Temporomandibular Joint Syndrome of Doom.

7> Indiana Jones and the Nightly Dose of Geritol

6> Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Purloined Dentures

5> Indiana Jones and the Some-Sort-of-Religious-Relic of Some-Scary-Mysteriously-Protected-Place.

4> Indiana Jones and the Wheelchair Ramp

3> Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home of Indiscretions

2> Indiana Jones, Han Solo and Jack Ryan Remember the Glory Days.

and the Number 1 Rejected Title for the Next Indiana Jones Movie…

1> Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the AFC

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 1, 9
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 2, 8
Genevre Wolf, Durham, NC — 3, 6
Laura Oberst, Columbus, OH — 4
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 5
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 7
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX — 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator