August 31st, 2007



The Top 10
Rejected Star Trek Spinoffs


10> Quark Shadows

9> The Q Files, starring Q and Agent Scully

8> How I Met Your First Officer

7> Desperate Klingons

6> Geordi Loves Scotty

5> Federation Idol: The Ten-Forward lounge is the center stage in this search for the next big “star”. Q covers “Me and Mrs. Jones” and wows the audience!

4> The Surreal Plot

3> The Viewscreen: Guinan, Counselor Troi & Neelix host a succession of warm and fuzzy feel-good book authors and other personality-impaired personalities. Show is universally despised by males, as well as Klingons of either gender. Only lasts half a season before entire cast is fed on-camera to a ravenous alien carnivore by their own stagehands.

2> Data-line NBC: To Catch A Soongian Android Duplicate

and the Number 1 Rejected Star Trek Spinoff…

1> Surak, Sarek and Spock in: Two and a Half Vulcans




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Credits:

Selected from 37 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 1, 10
Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 2
Chris von Seggern, Cibolo, TX — 3
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 4
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 5
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 6
Kyros Starr, Everett, WA — 7, 9
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator