NOTE FROM JOHN:

This week’s list is taken from contributor
tests sent in by subscribers. We’ve run them
through the wringer, and the best have survived.
You’ll be seeing all of the folks listed
below again, as they’re now Official Top5
Science Fiction Little Fiver Contributors.
As for this week’s list, we all know that the
editing process can sometimes take out the good
stuff. Luckily, we’re here to put it back in:

The Top 5 Rejected Lines
From the Star Wars Movie Scripts

5> “Jabba is very angry about that social disease, Solo.”

4> “I have restraining orders from twelve genders.”

3> “I have not felt a presence this powerful since the Emperor last had Mexican for dinner.”

2> “Feel the power of the Dark Side. With its leather interior and new Force smell, it’s a winner!”

and the Number 1 Rejected Line From the Star Wars Movie
Scripts…

1> “The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that Katherine Harris has stopped the recount permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.”

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Credits:

Selected from more submissions than a Mentat could count.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Peter Heltzer, Wheeling, IL — 1 (Woo-hoo! First #1!)
Steve Laskoske, Sinking Spring, PA — 2
Kristian L. Jensen, Gothenburg, Sweden — 3
Toby Click, Macon, GA — 4
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 5
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Topic, Prime Director