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July 24, 2009
First Moon Landing Lines
9> “That’s one small step for a man on a soundstage, one massive
government conspiracy for mankind.”
8> “First man on the moon? This is so going to get me laid.”
7> “Last one on the surface is a forgotten egg!”
6> “…one giant leap for mankind. Like, a really big one. Huge.
We’re, like, going to be living here in a few years, right?
So, this is, like, WOW!”
5> “I think I can see my house from here.”
4> “Hey Buzz, did you hear that? Sounded like Brezhnev firing
someone.”
3> “That’s one small step for a man… because really, in this
lower gravity, I bet I can go like four or five feet at a
time!”
2> “Weeeeeeeee!”
I’MONTHEMOONI’MONTHEMOONI’MONTHEMOON!”
Selected from 50 submissions from 14 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Barry Wallace, Knoxville, TN — 1
Darin Oberhart, Bettendorf, IA — 2
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 3, 4
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 5, 7
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 6
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 8
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 9, Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator