The Top 9 Reasons Time
Travelers Are Attracted to the 1980s

9> First one to kill A Flock of Seagulls … wins!

8> Cocaine was a lot more fun before they found out it was good for you.

7> To kill the man who figured out the perfect, inexpensive, conservative-friendly solution to global warming, thereby causing the next ice age.

6> Can unload collection of Intellivision games for $70 a pop.

5> In a future ice age, scientists used their TimeScope to peer back and discover the lost technology of leg warmers.

4> Attempting to solve the ages-old mystery of “Who Killed the Radio Star?”

3> Parachute pants help control temporal re-entry path.

2> A future utopian society will be entirely based on the careers of Corey Haim and Corey Feldman.

and the Number 1 Reason Time Travelers Are Attracted to the
1980s…

1> It’s interesting to see Madonna before she became the genocidal dictator of half of the planet.

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 1, 8, Topic (1st #1! Woohoo!)
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 2
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 3, 9
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 4, 5
Mike Sarno, Towanda, PA — 6, 9
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 7
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — RU List Name
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director