The Top 8 Reasons Starfleet
Is Better Than the US Military

8> No dorky haircuts… unless you’re a Vulcan.

7> Starfleet officers only die in battle if they’re wearing red.

6> I’d like to see them reconfigure the pattern buffers on a V-22 Osprey.

5> US Military: Women in fatigues. Starfleet: Women in short skirts and tight spandex.

4> US Military: Swabbing the deck, Starfleet: Holodeck.

3> Takes 10 minutes with a tricorder to find weapons of mass destruction.

2> Starfleet could have beamed Saddam out of hiding.

and the Number 1 Reason Starfleet Is Better Than the US
Military…

1> No Village People song about Starfleet.

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 1, 4, 7 (Woohoo! Hat trick!)
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — 2
Blake Taylor, Ogden, UT — 3, 5
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 5
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 6
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 7, 8
Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ — 7
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — Dark Lord of the Sith