NOTE FROM DAVE:

In the latest incarnation of Battlestar
Galactica on the Sci-Fi Channel, there
have been some major character changes.
Some might even say “improvements.”

The Top 10 Reasons New
Starbuck Is Better Than Old Starbuck

10> Then: Your girlfriend had a crush on Starbuck, and you were jealous.
Now: Your girlfriend has a crush on Starbuck, and you want to hear more.

9> The sexual tension between Apollo and Starbuck no longer creeps you out.

8> New Starbuck appears 73 percent less likely to be stopped by a chipped nail.

7> Viper-pilot shower scenes improve 300 percent.

6> In the unrated version, Starbuck finds out why Cylons’ helmets are shaped like that.

5> One word: Hooters.

4> She’s at least a grande. In the right top, she’s a venti.

3> New Starbuck: Long blonde hair, sexy feminine walk, tight pants.
Old Starbuck: Long blonde hair, sexy femin– uh, what was the question again?

2> If the old Starbuck had gone after the “Arrow of Apollo” we would have had to endure 10,000 “Brokeback Battlestar” jokes.

and the Number 1 Reason New Starbuck Is Better Than Old Starbuck…

1> Old Starbuck: Nose crinkles when winning at cards. New Starbuck: Headlights come on when winning at cards.

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Credits:

Selected from 47 submissions from 14 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Barry Wallace, Knoxville, TN — 1, 7
Eric Akawie, Annandale, VA — 2, 4
Chris von Seggern, Cibolo, TX — 3, 6
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 8
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 9
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 10
Peter Heltzer, Buffalo Grove, IL — Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator