NOTE FROM DAVE:

This week we give the home team a chance.

The Top 10 Reasons
Earth Females are Hotter

10> They may be bored by it, but Earth girls never correct your Klingon grammar.

9> All those hot alien chicks in the movies and on TV? Played by Earth chicks!!

8> “Powder my nose” vs. “recaulk my tentacles” — you make the call.

7> Those spiny thoracic exoskeletons just don’t fill out the ol’ bikini.

6> With Earth girls you rarely have to deal with their space pirate father’s planet-destroying Deathstars filled with bloodthirsty BEMs.

5> No tentacles, arachnoidal appendages or acidic slime coverings? Advantage Earth!

4> Earth girls: long legs, luscious red lips. Alien girls: long eyestalks, unidentifiable orifices…

those teeth in there?

3> Not growing up in five G, they can hug without snapping you like a matchstick.

2> The metal covering an Earth girl’s nipples is removable.

and the Number 1 Reason Earth Females are Hotter…

1> A margarita or two makes Earth girls amorous, while the same treatment makes alien girls emit noxious fumes.

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Credits:

Selected from 44 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Genevre Wolf, Lakewood, Ohio — 1, 2, 4 (Hat trick!)
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 3, 8
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 5
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 6, 10
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 7
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 9
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — RU list name,HM list name
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Jedi Knight