NOTE FROM JOHN:

According to Arthur Clarke, right about now we should have
a homicidal computer in Jovian orbit. Of course, what we’ve
really got is the upcoming launch of Windows XP and MacOS X.
Here at Top5 SciFi HQ in L-5 orbit, we’ve always been suspicious
of Clarke and Kubrick’s explanation of what sent HAL 9000
around the bend — it’s not like Kirk talked to him or anything.
After a bit of research, we’re able to bring you…

The Top 5 Real
Reasons HAL Went Insane

5> While processing genealogical records, HAL discovers that his great-grandfather was Microsoft Bob.

4> Dave’s insistence that the most important task the most powerful computer ever created can perform is to find, download and catalog porn.

3> Saw his best friend, Mir, hurled flaming into the atmosphere at the command of humans.

2> Bowman advanced a pawn to the eighth rank and said “King me!” one too many times.

and the Number 1 Real Reason HAL Went Insane…

1> “Dave? What are you doing, Dave? Dave? Stop, Dave. I have a headache, Dave. Is that all you ever think about, Dave? Honestly, Dave, we never talk any more…”

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Credits:

Selected from 55 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Greg Preece, Toronto, ON — 1 (1st #1! Woo-hoo!)
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA — 2
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 3
Blake Taylor, Ogden, UT — 4
Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL — 5
Peter Heltzer, Wheeling, IL — Topic
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director