The Top 10 Punchlines to
Science Fiction Dirty Jokes

10> “Nga’chuq!”

9> “‘Done in a Flash Gordon’ is more like it.”

8> There are skid marks in front of the tribble.

7> A Bantha fell in the mud!

6> “You’re a mean drunk, Q.”

5> “Well, it’s certainly small enough to be nanotech!”

4> “Well that’s because Klingons are ribbed for her pleasure!”

3> “She’s no Wookiee, she’s a pro!”

2> “‘Your Precious’ or not, I’m pretty sure that’s not where you’re supposed to wear it.”

and the Number 1 Punchline to a Science Fiction Dirty Joke…

1> “Klingon? Boy, did she ever!”

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Steven Shehori, Toronto, Canada — 1 (Woohoo!)
Blake Taylor, Ogden, UT — 2
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3, 4, 9 (Hat trick!)
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 5, 10
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 6, 8
Kevin Hogarty, Bedford, PA — 7
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — Dark Lord of the Sith