NOTE FROM GREG:

You think you’ve heard these before, right?
Think again, earthling!

The Top 10 Pickup
Lines at SF Conventions

10> “Why don’t you come back to my place? My parents won’t be back until after 10:30 Eastern Standard Time.”

9> “If beautiful body I said you have, hold it against me would you?”

8> “Hey big man, how would you like to spread me with your photon torpedo?”

7> “Y… y… you l-l-l-look-k… r… r…. really… h-h-h-hot… in th-th-that v… v… Vampirella… out-out-outfit, m-m-m-miss…*urgh*. [thud]

6> “This pocket protector isn’t the only protection I carry.”

5> “You don’t want these other guys. They’re a little light in the saber, if you catch my drift.”

4> “I’d like to do to you what Jon Snow did to Ygritte on page 301 of ‘A Storm of Swords.’”

3> “Is that a phaser in your pocket or… it is? Cool!”

2> “Excuse me, but is that one of those new titanium retainers?”

and the Number 1 Pickup Line at SF Conventions…

1> “Wanna play Luke and Leia?” (West Virginia conventions ONLY)

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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 1, Runner Up list name
Blake Taylor, Ogden, UT — 2, 3, 6 (Hat trick!)
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 4
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 5
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 7
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — 8
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 9
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 10
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — Dark Lord of the Sith