NOTE FROM GREG:

This season, everyone’s favorite Vulcan babe
will be sporting a new uniform on “Enterprise.”
As the series has been lagging in the ratings
department, could they be toying with some
image overhauls to bring back fans?

The Top 10 Other Ways
to Change “Enterprise”

10> We could bring in qualified writers who know the series and care about continuity. Aw, hell, that’s too much work, let’s just lower Jolene’s neckline another six inches.

9> It turns out that Archer is really Sam Beckett, and he “leaps” into the body of Picard for the rest of the series.

8> Each week viewers vote on which crew member gets jettisoned into space.

7> In next week’s episode, T’Pol and Ensign Sato are stranded on a desert planet where the heat is starting to get to both of them.

6> Have the crew encounter a bizarre new species with the BIGGEST BROW RIDGES EVER!

5> Combine all first and second season scripts into one pile. Have Enterprise explore the new mega black hole caused

much suckage in one place.

4> Give it a rest for 20 years, wait for nostalgia to kick in.

3> In a needless stunt, Trip will try to jump a containment unit filled with a newly discovered life form called Sh’Arks while riding a hoverbike.

2> Fan favorites, the tribbles, return in a more than slightly disturbing episode with guest star Richard Gere.

and the Number 1 Other Way to Change “Enterprise”…

1> Season Finale involves the live, televised, slow and painful execution of Berman and Braga.

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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

David Goudsward, Boynton Beach, FL — 1, 5, 10 (Hat trick!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2, 3
Blake Taylor, Ogden, UT — 4, 6, 8 (Hat trick!)
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — 7
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 9
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — RU list name, HM list name
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — Dark Lord of the Sith