NOTE FROM GREG:

Just like they did last year, and probably like
they will next year, New Line is releasing two
different DVDs for “Lord Of The Rings: The Two
Towers”, with different cuts of the movie, extras, etc.

The Top 10 Other Ways the “Lord of
the Rings” Producers Can Fleece Their Fans

10> Produce a comic book in which the “Lord of the Rings” guys team up with the “Star Wars” guys to fight the X-men; watch the geeks come running!

9> Gimli’s “Short, Thick Women With Beards” Calendar.

8> “Lord of the Rings: Elven Spring Break — Uncensored!”

7> Hidden in one of the Secret Deluxe editions of “Fellowship” is the Precious itself.

6> The fifth edition will FINALLY have Tom Bombadil. You’ll have to wait for the sixth edition for Goldberry, though.

5> Coming soon! The eight-DVD adaptation of “The Silmarillion”!

4> Each member of the Fellowship of the Ring releases a solo album on the same day.

3> A huge cross promotion with Jostens.

2> Leak rumors that each disk contains one letter of the code necessary to access the big Liv Tyler/Miranda Otto makeout scene Easter egg.

and the Number 1 Other Way the “Lord of the Rings” Producers Can
Fleece Their Fans…

1> Live pay-per-view special with Geraldo at the grave of J.R.R. Tolkien, checking to see if he’s stopped spinning yet.

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

David Goudsward, Boynton Beach, FL — 1, 8
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 2, 3, 4, 10 (Shazam!)
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 5
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 6, 7
Joseph Moore, Concord, CA — 9
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — RU, HM list name
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — Dark Lord of the Sith