The Top 10 Other Uses for Tribbles

10> Cozies for Ewok eggs.

9> Attach a handle, and who needs a Swiffer?

8> Great for getting the dust out of the CPU heat sink.

7> Let’s just say “paintball” involves neither paint nor balls.

6> They’ll buff your shuttlecraft to a fine polish. (And no, that’s not a euphemism.)

5> Cheese puffs for really BIG eaters.

4> Add super glue and a power drill — build a portable sho

buffer.

3> Strawberry/banana/tribble smoothies.

2> Tribble. It’s what’s for dinner.

and the Number 1 Other Use for Tribbles…

1> A soft, silky, renewable source of toilet paper!

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Credits:

Selected from 38 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Heather Mina, Virginia Beach, VA — 1
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 2, Topic
Bruce Kane, Bentonville, AR — 3
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 4, 9
Arnold Gugarty Worcester, MA — 5
Eric Akawie, Annandale, VA — 6
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 7, 8
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator