NOTE FROM GREG:

Recently, a group called the Raelians claimed they
have produced the world’s first human clone.
The group, a religious cult founded by Claude Vorilhon,
a former race-car driver, claims that all human
life on Earth is the result of genetic engineering
by extra-terrestrials, whom he has met.
Folks, Sci Fi doesn’t get any stranger than this.

The Top 7 Other
Scientific Claims by the Raelians

9> Xenu brought the Thetans to Teegeeack — no scratch that one, nobody would believe it.

8> The other secret to eternal life is to just not die, okay?

7> “King of Queens” is a better show than “Freaks and Geeks.”

6> Any law of nature that proves a Looney Toons cartoon to be scientifically innacurate is hereby rescinded.

5> “Gene Gene the Dancing Machine” is not actually a machine, therefore he has genes.

4> Everybody Loves Raelians.

3> They’ve already built a better mousetrap — but are holding it back so as not to destroy the world economy.

2> Peter Gabriel created the universe.

and the Number 1 Other Scientific Claim by the Raelians…

1> All of existence is just a dream that Chuck Woolery is having.

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1, 2
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 3
Steven Shehori, Toronto, ON — 4, 5
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 6, 8
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 7
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 9
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — HM, RU list names
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON — Dark Lord Of The Sith