The Top 9 Most Often
Returned Sci-Fi Holiday Gift

9> Tribbles

8> Vulcan whoopie cushion

7> Buffy Summers: Garlic-scented perfume

6> Data: The Police Academy Movie Collection

5> Paul Atreides: Same as every year — a Spice Rack.

4> Third planet from the sun? Like a fruitcake, just pass it on to the next god-like child next year. After the first one accidentally killed the dinosaurs the place just hasn’t been the same.

3> The Capt. Kirk and Mr. Spock sing-along holodeck program

2> The Lazarus Long Fun With Son Activity Set for Moms

and the Number 1 Most Often Returned Sci-Fi Holiday Gift…

1> Time travel trip to the day you were born. Seeing your mother like that, no thank you.

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 1, 4, 9 (Hat trick!)
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 2, 3
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 5, 7
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 6
Pretty much EVERYONE! — 8
Chris von Seggern, Cibolo, TX — Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator