September 12th, 2003



NOTE FROM GREG:
The movie “Underworld”, which opened last Friday,
is set in the middle of a centuries-old war
between vampires and werewolves.


The Top 9 Little-Known Facts
About the Vampire-Werewolf War


9> France has surrendered to both sides.

8> On Level 3, there’s a secret code that gets you a garlic flamethrower *and* an extra life!

7> Really, really boring during daylight hours.

6> For seven years, a one-hour weekly truce was called so everyone could watch Buffy.

5> Tragically, peace negotiation broke down several times due to untimely leg humps.

4> A short truce was observed while the Werewolves of London mourned Warren Zevon.

3> The full moon gives strength, speed, and agility. Which would be a lot cooler if you could hold a stake without an opposable thumb.

2> Werewolves fall for that fake-grenade-throw bit every damn time.

and the Number 1 Little-Known Fact About the Vampire-Werewolf
War…

1> Actually started as an argument over “Tastes Great” vs. “Less Filling.”




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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 1
Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN — 1, 6
Joseph Moore, Concord, CA — 2, 5, 8 (Hat trick!)
Blake Taylor, Ogden, UT — 3, RU list name
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 4
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 7
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 9
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — HM list name
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — Dark Lord of the Sith