The Top 7 Lines From
Flying Saucer Manuals

7> Make sure all anal probing gear is securely stowed away before hitting light speed.

6> Replace tachyon fluid every ten thousand light years.

5> Imminent meteor shower indicated by blue light next to seat belt warning.

4> Manufacturer not responsible for anyone leaving this spacecraft while wearing a red shirt.

3> Clutch pedal must be fully depressed before engaging hyperspace drive.

2> Now available: On*Star, to keep you from getting lost in space.

and the Number 1 Line From Flying Saucer Manuals…

1> Detonating a Q-38 Explosive Space Modulator will void your warranty.

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Credits:

Selected from 12 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 1, 2, 7 (Hat trick!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 4, 5, 6, topic
(Hat trick plus!)
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Jedi Knight