NOTE FROM DAVE:

Rumors abound about an upcoming movie version
of this classic comic book and TV super hero character.
We wondered what new, or as yet
unknown powers she may have.

The Top 12 Lesser-Known
Super Powers of Wonder Woman

12> You just don’t want to mess with Wonder PMS.

11> She’s able to sweep tall buildings for significantly less

money than a man in the same job.

10> The ability to make male superheroes’ pants get tighter.

9> She can put the chrome back onto a trailer hitch.

8> The ability to get in a fight that lasts six issues withou

ever messing up her hair!

7> With the way those breasts stay so perky, I have to imagine telekinesis is one of her powers!

6> She can turn any piece of junk mail into an intricate origami version of a hamster.

5> Hypnotic breasts.

4> The ability to appear in 15 different comic book crossovers in one month.

3> Hypnosis-inducing Wonder Thong.

2> She’s able to induce supervillains into suicide with th

simple words, “We need to discuss our relationship.”

and the Number 1 Lesser-Known Super Power of Wonder Woman…

1> Without leaving the table, she can cause any telemarketer who interrupts dinner to be instantly rendered sterile.

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 1, 6, 11 (Hat trick!)
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 2, 3, 12 (Hat trick!)
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 4, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
Kyros Starr, Everett, WA — 5, 10
Vilyehm Teighlore, Tucson, AZ — 9
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Jedi Knight