NOTE FROM GREG:

“X2,” the new X-Men movie, is set to be released today.

The Top 7 Lame
Nicknames and Mutant Powers

7> BURRITO: Knocks out enemies with a toxic gas.

6> METER MAID: Unstoppable Mistress of Time and Space.

5> SARSGIRL: Able to cause worldwide hysteria through media sensationalism.

4> HOTMAILMAN: Cures male pattern baldness, provides herbal Viagra at cheap prices, enlarges breasts and penises and fixes credit problems.

3> NUCULAR: Induces uncontrollable laughter in his opponents.

2> SWINGLINE: Spits staples with uncanny speed and accuracy.

and the Number 1 Lame Nickname and Mutant Power…

1> BUSHWHACKER: Oh, if only….

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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 1, RU, HM list name
Lisa Comeau, Toronto, Canada — 2, 4, 5 (Hat trick!)
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 3
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 6
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green Ohio — 7
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON — Dark Lord Of The Sith