NOTE FROM GREG:

Mental health workers recently put out a call for
interpreters who speak Klingon, saying that many
of their patients refuse to speak anything but the
fictional language. The story was later recanted, but still..

The Top 5 Klingon
Resume and Job Search Tips

5> Always sign your cover letter with the blood of your enemies.

4> If your new co-worker has a Swingline stapler, claim it in the name of the Empire.

3> During the interview, it is not necessary to kill the interviewer when he asks if you have any weaknesses.

2> Listing the names of slain enemies in battle should only be provided on request, rather than part of the initial resume.

and the Number 1 Klingon Resume and Job Search Tip…

1> DON’T say “Fired for surfing porn.” DO say “Completed successful research of individuals who had dishonored themselves.”

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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 1, 4, List Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — 2, 3
Lisa Comeau, Toronto, Canada — 5, Runner Up list name
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — Dark Lord Of The Sith