December 6th, 2001



NOTE FROM JOHN:
Work has begin on a script for a live-action
“Jetsons” movie. Remember all those
cool gadgets they had?


The Top 6 “Jetsons”
Gadgets We’d Like to Have


6> A two-wheeled scooter with internal gyroscopes keeping it from falling over!

5> Forget the car that folds into a briefcase, can we have something that folds that SUV tailgating us into a suitcase with the driver inside?

4> A device that allows you to meet a 300-pound man masquerading as a 130-pound dominatrix, but doesn’t involve AOL.

3> Tie-Matcher 2002, eliminating the need for fashion discussions with your wife before either of you are really awake.

2> Karaoke microphones that explode and spray the room with small pieces of glass laced with bubonic plague.

and the Number 1 “Jetsons” Gadget We’d Like to Have…

1> The robotic maid that looks more like Rosie Perez instead of Rosie O’Donnell.




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Credits:

Selected from 13 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Greg Preece, Toronto, ON — 1 (2nd #1)
Mike Sarno, Towanda, PA — 2, 4
Charles d’Olive, Waterloo, IA — 3, 5, Topic
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 6
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — RU List Name
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director