NOTE FROM JOHN:

Samuel L. Jackson, who plays Jedi Master Mace Windu
in the upcoming Star Wars Episode II, has broken the
Jedi code of silence and confirmed to a reporter
that the upcoming movie will revolve around the
Anakin Skywalker/Queen Amidala love story, set
against the backdrop of the Clone Wars.
Well, that got us thinking. Apart from the whole
these-aren’t-the-droids-you’re-looking-for mind
control thing, how *do* Jedi get dates?

The Top 6 Jedi Pickup Lines

6> “While your overly elaborate headdresses render you virtually unable to move, I still find you remarkably graceful.”

5> “Stormtrooper First Class from Lower Trouser Sector awaiting marching orders, MA’AM!”

4> “Baby, you make me breathe so hard I’ll probably need a noisy, ominous mechanical respirator later on in life.”

3> “I’m a pilot, ya know. I won the big pod race. I’m like building this really cool droid at home in my mom’s basement. You could come over and see it and stuff if ya want. You’re pretty.”

2> “Alcohol is the path to my apartment. Alcohol leads to poor judgment. Poor judgment leads to heavy petting. Heavy petting leads to fellatio. I sense much alcohol in you.”

and the Number 1 Jedi Pickup Line…

1> “What need Jedi? Meesa got this CGI tongue!”

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA — 1 (Woohoo! First #1!)
Mike Sarno, Towanda, PA — 2
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA — 3
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — 4, 5
Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN — 6
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director