NOTE FROM GREG:

In recent years, thousands of people in the UK,
Australia, Canada and the US have listed “Jedi”
as their religion when filling out census forms.

The Top 12 Jedi Commandments

10> Thou shalt not seek out these droids. These are not the droids you are looking for.

9> Thou shalt never bring up the fact that Bea Arthur and Harvey Korman sang a cabaret musical number in the “Star Wars Holiday Special.”

8> Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, but thy sister is fair game, especially if she’s wearing that gold lame number!

7> Honor thy uncle and thy aunt, until such time as you happen upon their charred skeletal remains.

6> Thou shalt not overact, yea, nor even act sufficiently unto the day.

5> Thou shalt not go into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters.

4> Thou shalt leave well enough alone, Lucas… Hey, I’m talking to THEE!

3> Thou shalt not play “lightsaber fight” while at the communal urinal.

2> Thou shalt shoot first, and makest it to look like self-defense in a later edition.

and the Number 1 Jedi Commandment…

1> Talk like Yoda shalt thou not unless Yoda thou art, hmmm?

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 1
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 2
Chris White, Irvine, CA — 3, 7
Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN — 4, 6
Steven Shehori, Toronto, Canada — 5, 9, 10 (Hat trick!)
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 8, 10
Lisa Comeau, Toronto, Canada — 8
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — Dark Lord Of The Sith