The Top 8 Issues in
the 3004 Election Campaign

8> Should a pre-emptive attack have been launched against a Death Star that was not known to be a fully-operational immi

threat?

7> The battle over whether to upgrade illegal use of appendages from its current status as a misdemeanor to that of a felony rages on.

6> Pressure from religious robots to make Saint Schwarzenegger Day a national holiday.

5> The galactic government’s failure to stop illegal aliens from crossing the event horizon.

4> Outsourcing high-tech jobs to disembodied brains from Proxima Centauri.

3> AI marriage rights, or: “Just what CAN you expect your ‘bot to do for you?”

2> Terl v. Johnny “Goodboy” Tyler debates exclude Ralph Nader.

and the Number 1 Issue in the 3004 Election Campaign…

1> Robotic voters are reminded that it is still considered extremely rude to vote via a data port installed in your middle finger.

.

Credits:

Selected from 39 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Vilyehm Teighlore, Tucson, AZ — 1
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 3, 7, Runner Up list name
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5, 6, Topic
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 8
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF Pundit