May 4th, 2007
The Top 9 Headlines From 2025
9> Governor Madonna Flashes King Harry - King Critical of Poor State of Her State
8> Angelina Jolie’s Adopted Kids Secede from Union: Declared 4th Largest Country
7> SETI Researchers Finally Receive Message From Another Galaxy: “Duuuuude! Wassuup?!?”
6> Peace With Rigellians Threatened by WMD Suspicions
5> Carrot Top Passes Away at Age 60: World Government Declares International Day of Celebration
4> Researchers at Indianapolis Glacier Facility Declare Global Warming to be “Guaranteed Certainty”
3> Jacko Exhumed; Looks Better Than in 2005
2> George P. Bush Refuses to Set Timetable for Withdrawal from Iraq
and the Number 1 Headline From 2025…
1> Anna Nicole Smith’s Daughter Turns 18, Marries 90 Year Old Billionaire
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Credits:
Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 1
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 3, 6
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 4
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 5, 8
Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 7
Douglas Bishop, Fort Wayne, IN — 9, Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator
