NOTE FROM JOHN:

Rumors abound that the DVD release of “Star Trek:
The Wrath of Khan” will be delayed. They must be
delaying it in order to add even more content and
features, right?

The Top 5 Features of
the “ST: Wrath of Khan” DVD

5> New! Interactive “Battle of the Hairlines” game: We get to wage war with Khan and Kirk’s hairpieces; choose any of 50 *virtual rugs* and watch the wigs duke it out!

4> Alternate audio track in which Scotty plays a moving bagpipe tribute of “Stairway to Heaven” at Spock’s funeral.

3> Audio commentary from deadly alien ear slugs.

2> Comes with the home version of the Kobiyashi Maru test for your Playstation.

and the Number 1 Feature of the “ST: Wrath of Khan” DVD…

1> Language one: “Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” Language two: “!El Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaano!” Language three: “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan-khay!”

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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jaqk Brounstein, Bellingham, WA — 1 (3rd #1)
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 2, 4
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 3
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 5
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director