The Top 10 Events in the SF Olympics

10> Twelve-Parsec Kessel Run

9> Uneven Parallel Universes

8> Dragon Dressage

7> Equestrian Bantha Events

6> Tribble Put

5> Black Hole Vault

4> Two-Hundred-Meter Butterfly — with pincer-like jaws of death!

3> Don’t-Attract-the-Sandworm Beach Volleyball

2> Ejector Seat X-treme Distance Event (Freestyle)

and the Number 1 Event in the SF Olympics…

1> Han Solo Bolo Polo

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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 2
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 3, 7
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 4, 9
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 5
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 6
Genevre Wolf, Lakewood, Ohio — 8
Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN — 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Chairman, Galactic
Olympic Committee