June 6th, 2008
NOTE FROM LITTLE FIVERS:
For reasons best left unexplained, this
is Little Fivers Lingerie Week.
Participating Fivers will be donning
their frilliest fancies for your
entertainment. All we can say is: be
thankful this is a text-based medium.
Semper ubi sub ubi!
is Little Fivers Lingerie Week.
Participating Fivers will be donning
their frilliest fancies for your
entertainment. All we can say is: be
thankful this is a text-based medium.
Semper ubi sub ubi!
The Top 10 Drawbacks of Being
an Interstellar Lingerie Model
an Interstellar Lingerie Model
10> Starship captains who keep the thermostats low so they can see your “thrusters on full.”
9> Hard to do a spin and pose on a weightless runway; you always end up spiraling out of control with a wedgie.
8> If you stuff your bra with a pair of tribbles, next thing you know you’ve got a teeming mob under there.
7> G-string theory doesn’t make allowances for wedgies.
6> Lace is a notoriously poor defense against gamma rays and interstellar vacuum.
5> Two words: symbiotic thongs!
4> All that FTL travel means last week’s boy toy is usually next week’s sugar daddy.
3> Your mammaries keep floating up out of their underwires.
2> Panties keep trying to crawl up my “event horizon,” if you know what I mean.
and the Number 1 Drawback of Being an Interstellar Lingerie Model …
1> It’s way easier to purge when the food tastes like crap.
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Credits:
Selected from 41 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1, 2
Andrea Kelly, Brookville, MD — 3, 7
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 4, 5
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 6
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 8
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 9
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 10
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator
