NOTE FROM GREG:

It’s remake time. This time, they’re remaking
the science fiction classic, “The Incredible
Shrinking Man,” starring Eddie Murphy.

The Top 7 Drawbacks
of Being a Shrinking Man

7> It’s just embarrassing to think of a Yorkshire Terrier as a big dog.

6> At Disneyland, you’re never “this tall” and the “It’s a Small World” ride is not only nauseating but far too ironic to enjoy.

5> It’s a sunny day and your kid is coming with a magnifying glass.

4> Makes “thumb wrestling” a whole new event.

3> People are always confusing you with Gary Coleman.

2> You’ve got no shot at the Fifty-Foot Woman.

and the Number 1 Drawback of Being a Shrinking Man…

1> Oh, *now* your wife gets accurate with the flyswatter!

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 2
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3, 6
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 4, RU list name
Blake Taylor, Ogden, UT — 5
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 6
Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN — 6, 7
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — Dark Lord of the Sith