The Top 8 Drawbacks of
Being a Bimbo From Outer Space

8> Ultraviolet radiation rapidly breaks down lip gloss.

7> The back seats of flying saucers are too small for cosmic teenage nookie.

6> Spacemen who think it’s a great come on to stress the words: dock, probe, thrust, Uranus, black hole and photon torpedo.

5> Have to fetch your clothing from ALL over the room in zero G.

4> Compared to the rest of the universe, mankind’s “tentacles” are mighty disappointing.

3> You think Brazilian waxing is painful? Just try an Aldeberon Crotch Plucking.

2> Spandex bodysuits don’t lift or separate.

and the Number 1 Drawback of Being a Bimbo From Outer Space…

1> Just when you think you’ve reached Bimbo perfection that damn Earther Britney shaves something again and eclipses you.

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 1, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 2
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 4, 7 (Hat trick!), Topic
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 8
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator