NOTE FROM JOHN:

Keanu Reeves says that his character Neo will
“continue his journey of discovery” in the two
upcoming sequels to “The Matrix,” trailers for
which recently sent fanboys a-tizzy.

The Top 5 Discoveries Neo
Makes in the “Matrix” Sequels

5> “Um, well, turns out you’re really the *other* One.”

4> They call her “Trinity” because she has three nipples.

3> After penetrating the complexities of the Matrix, Neo finds himself in a bright blue room with “General Protection Fault in module kernel32.dll” written on the wall.

2> The red and blue pills are fine, but there are some bad brown pills going around. Don’t take the brown pills, man!

and the Number 1 Discovery Neo Makes in the “Matrix” Sequels…

1> Rufus lied about the future! No one there has even *heard* of “Wyld Stallyns!”

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 1, 2, 4 (Hat trick, 3rd #1)
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — 3
Joseph Moore, Concord, CA — 5
Charles d’Olive, Waterloo, IA — RU List Name
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — List Moderator