The Top 9 Differences
Between Male and Female Terminators

9> “John Connor: You have been targeted to talk about our relationship.”

8> When a female Terminator says “I’ll be back” she means it. When a male Terminator says it you can bet he won’t call the next day.

7> “What do you mean, I can only be one shade of reflective chrome? What if the battle is dressy-casual?”

6> Male: “I’ll be back.” Female: “Rub my back.”

5> A boy Terminator has a cybernetic penis, a girl Terminator has a cybernetic vagina.

4> The males get paid more.

3> Apparently a male Terminator has a larger chest area.

2> He’ll find you. That’s what he does! That’s all he does! You can’t stop him! She, on the other hand, will stop if she passes a shoe store having a sale.

and the Number 1 Difference Between Male and Female
Terminators…

1> Male: “Hasta la vista, baby!” Female: “No, *you* say goodbye first!”

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 1
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 2
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3, 5, 8 (Hat trick!)
Blake Taylor, Ogden, UT — 4
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 6, 7
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 9
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — RU, HM list name
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — Dark Lord of the Sith