April 13, 2007     

The Top 10 Diet Crazes of the Future

10> The Sith Beach Diet

9> Lunar fat farms. You instantly lose 5/6th of your weight when
you arrive!

8> Grok Your Weight Away on the Valentine Michael Smith Diet!

7> The Full Cranial Transfer diet: Take one simple pill, go to
sleep, and when you wake up, your brain’s been transplanted
into a slimmer body!

6> The Pluto diet. It was small to start but then someone took it
away from you.

5> Q’s Cwazy Quiche Cookbook.

4> The “On the Beach” diet: You have to travel to Australia and
wait for the end of the world before chowing down.

3> “The Soylent Green Diet”. Once you find out what it is, you’ll
never eat again.

2> The Water-Sharing Diet: Order one meal and share it amongst
your water brothers.

and the Number 1 Diet Craze of the Future …

1> Jedi Mind Trick Diet: “This is not the chocolate strawberry
triple cheesecake you’re looking for.”

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Credits:

Selected from 42 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Chris von Seggern, Cibolo, TX — 1
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 2
Barry Wallace, Knoxville, TN — 3
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 4, 7
Mark David, Sunnyvale, CA — 5
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 6
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 8, 9
Mark Leonard, Sacramento, CA — 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator