NOTE FROM JOHN:

“Storm/Ororo” actress Halle Berry is rumored to be
holding up the “X-Men” sequel through
post-Oscar-win contract renegotiations.

The Top 6 Demands in Halle
Berry’s “X-Men 2″ Contract

6> Her character must be rewritten to include super “sit around on her ass and make millions of dollars” power.

5> Special powers include command of weather and ability to fire anyone on the set.

4> Caterer must pick out green M&Ms and flick them at David Justice.

3> Mandatory topless scenes for all of the other X-Women, so the fanboys can move on from her “Swordfish” shots.

2> Pre-Oscars X-Men: Cyclops, Storm, Wolverine, Jean Grey, and Rogue. Post-Oscars X-Men: Storm and maybe that hunky Bishop from the comics but only if you can find an actor hunky enough, ‘kay?

and the Number 1 Demand in Halle Berry’s “X-Men 2″ Contract…

1> Each breast to receive individual above-the-title credit.

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1, 6 (2nd #1)
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 2
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 3
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 4
Joseph Moore, Concord, CA — 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — RU List Name
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director