NOTE FROM GREG:

Peter Jackson, director of the “Lord Of The Rings”
trilogy, has signed on to direct a remake
of the 1933 classic “King Kong.”

The Top 7 Changes
in the New “King Kong”

7> In this version, planes aren’t allowed anywhere *near* the Empire State Building.

6> Starring Robin Williams as King Kong!

5> Kong looks even bigger when surrounded by Hobbits.

4> 37% of the special effects budget spent on getting the hairy feet just right.

3> Kong now required to wear Speedo trunks to avoid NC-17 rating from the MPAA, and for product placement.

2> When Kong gets to the top of the Empire State Building he finds Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks there kissing, then eats them.

and the Number 1 Change in the New “King Kong”…

1> When the president calls in the National Guard to kill King Kong, first he claims Kong is a weapon of mass destruction, then he accuses him of supporting Godzilla, then he says it’s to free the fleas living on Kong.

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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Peter Heltzer, Wheeling, IL — 1, 2
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — 3, RU List Name
Blake Taylor, Ogden, UT — 4
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 5
Kristian L. Jensen, Gothenburg, Sweden — 6
Doug Exeter, This Island Earth — 7
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON — Dark Lord Of The Sith