June 8th, 2007
NOTE FROM DAVE:
According to industry news, NBC will be
featuring a remake of “The Bionic Woman” in
their Fall prime time schedule. The word is
that they started with the title, and went
in a completely different direction than the
series from the 70’s. All things considered,
that’s probably not a bad thing.
featuring a remake of “The Bionic Woman” in
their Fall prime time schedule. The word is
that they started with the title, and went
in a completely different direction than the
series from the 70’s. All things considered,
that’s probably not a bad thing.
The Top 10 Changes
in “The Bionic Woman”
in “The Bionic Woman”
10> Close-ups of the bionic T&A. Transistors and actuators, you perv!
9> New hybrid technology allows her bionic legs to get 45 mpg city/65 mpg highway.
8> USB connector in the middle finger of the right hand with 400 gigabyte download capability.
7> Now she’s on after midnight and comes with a vibrate mode and a mute button.
6> Now that she’s going through “the change”, her bionic hot flashes incinerate everything within a 10-foot radius.
5> While her WiFi-enabled computer implant makes her seem smarter than Samantha Carter, she’s developed an annoying twitch from all the pop-up ads.
4> An explanation of how she can throw a car using bionic limbs without crushing her non-bionic spine? No? Okay.
3> Now able to perform amazing feats without that obnoxious sound effect.
2> She’s now sharing an apartment with Number Six, Boomer and Seven of Nine, and the show’s been retitled “Sex and the Circuits”.
and the Number 1 Change in “The Bionic Woman” …
1> Fearing that the dramatic improvement in her tennis game will expose her unfair advantage, Jaime quits the sport and becomes a Tour de France cyclist.
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Credits:
Selected from 46 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 2
Tracy Lunquist, DeLand, FL — 3
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 4, 10
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 5
Mark David, Sunnyvale, CA — 6
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 7
Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 8
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 9
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator