NOTE FROM JOHN:

This week, we look at a different stellar body. NBA big
guy, mediocre rapper and abysmal actor Shaquille O’Neal has
apparently been approached for a role in “Terminator 3.”

The Top 5 Changes
in Shaq’s “Terminator”

5> Now with fewer dimensions!

4> Arnie manages to defeat Shaq by fouling him and sending him to the free throw line.

3> He now coasts through the first two thirds of the film, then really turns it on heading into the finale.

2> The Terminator can now only fight evil in 24-second increments.

and the Number 1 Change in Shaq’s “Terminator”…

1> After the first 15 minutes of the movie, The Terminator stops killing people to avoid getting into foul trouble.

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Credits:

Selected from 44 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Peter Heltzer, Wheeling, IL — 1, 2 (3rd #1)
Joseph Moore, Concord, CA — 3
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON — 4
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 5
Mike Sarno, Towanda, PA — RU list title
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director
Poul Anderson, Orinda, CA — Rest in Peace