NOTE FROM JOHN:

Dark Horse Comics has announced that it will
release a comic book adaptation of “Star Wars
Episode II: Attack of the Clones” three weeks
prior to the movie’s release in theaters.

The Top 7 Changes in a
Comic Book “Star Wars” Adaptation

7> Jedi Knight outfits feature muscle-clinging spandex and codpieces, and Amidala looks to be at least a size 42 DD in that skimpy clothing.

6> Jar-Jar replaced with an equally ridiculous family of sea-monkeys.

5> Anakin completely unable to decide between Betty and Veronica.

4> A large, talking rabbit becomes a regular cast member. God, I only wish I were kidding…

3> Nancy and Sluggo with blasters!

2> Anakin’s Jedi training consists of selling subscriptions to Grit.

and the Number 1 Change in a Comic Book “Star Wars” Adaptation…

1> In comic book format, the main characters are much less two-dimensional.

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Joseph Moore, Concord, CA — 1, 7 (6th #1)
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 2, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)
Kevin Hogarty, Bedford, PA — 3
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 4, 7
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 7
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director