The Top 6 Cases on Sci-Fi Court TV

6> HAL Assembly Facility (Urbana, Illinois) v. Bowman: Defendant’s actions have left our progeny, HAL 9000, in a persistent vegetative state only able to sing nursery rhymes

5> State v. Borg, anti-trust: The state will show that the Borg have used unfair trade practices to establish an illegal monopoly in biomechanics and organic technology. Defendants have promised to assimilate the court.

4> Death Star v. R2D2: Socket-based sexual assault.

3> Peace Loving, Cuddly BEM’s vs. Hollywood: Slander, libel, defamation of slimy yet decent character.

2> Shadow v. Vorlon: Custody battle over 148 billion offspring. Plaintiff contends Vorlon are domineering meddlers, while countersuit contends Shadow are “sadistic bastards”.

and the Number 1 Case on Sci-Fi Court TV…

1> Robinson Family vs. Smith: Dr. Zachary Smith charged with Unlawful Exploitation and Inappropriate Contact with a Minor, Robot Tampering and general ninny-ness.

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Barry Wallace, Knoxville, TN — 1
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 2, 5
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 4
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 6, Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator