The Top 10 Campaign
Slogans to Woo SF Voters

10> End US dependence on Arrakis spice.

9> Will seek the approval of the Federation Council prior to any military campaigns against the Dominion.

8> The next pre-emptive invasion site? Mordor.

7> A Denebian slime-devil in every pot.

6> Eliminate the tariff on imported green alien slave women.

5> The goal of the space program will be to settle, once and for all, who would win in combat: the Enterprise or a Star Destroyer.

4> Passage of the Brow Ridge and Neck Cables Anti-Discrimination Act.

3> “A replicator in every kitchen, and a transporter pad in every garage.”

2> A landspeeder in every garage, an Ewok in every pot.

and the Number 1 Campaign Slogan to Woo SF Voters…

1> Forget gay marriage — I’ll legalize those Heinlein marriages!

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 1, 5
Genevre Wolf, Lakewood, Ohio — 2
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — 3, 9
Joseph Moore, Concord, CA — 4
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 6, 7
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 8
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Jedi Knight