Stickers on Flying Saucers
10> My grandma’s bad driving made a small Earth town famous:
Roswell, NM.
9> Tomorrow, we probe Uranus.
8> I like to go fishing in Wormholes!
7> If you can read this, I want my money back on the cloaking
device.
6> You can have my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator when
you pry it from my cold dead claws.
5> Reelect Evil Galactic Overlord CHENEY
4> Have A Nice Day! (And by “Day” I mean “Probing”. And by
“Nice” I mean “Rectal”.)
3> Laugh, you should not. Paid for, it is.
2> How is my navigating? Call 1-800-Kiss My Asteroid!
apparatus thus activating your vehicle’s externally audible
notification system if you’re horny!
Selected from 58 submissions from 15 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 1, 4
Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 2, 8
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 3, 5
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 6
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 7
Kyros Starr, Everett, WA — 9, 10
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator
(Darin Oberhart, Bettendorf, IA)
Log Off and Fly!
(Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL)
Vorlons do it in the shadows!
(Dan Thompson, Austin, TX)
Runners Up list name
(Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)