NOTE FROM DAVE:

There are certainly good jokes from the SF/F universe.
There are also bad jokes.
We thought we’d give you the punch lines
for some of the worst, and you could
write the rest of each joke yourself.

The Top 10 Bad SF Punch Lines

10> “So then Worf says, ‘But of course, don’t you know Klingons

are ribbed for her pleasure?’”

9> “Because that’s where a stormtrooper keeps his *OTHER* blaster.”

8> “Sure, but I saved a bunch of money on my starship insurance!”

7> “So the Vulcan’s advice to the miner was ‘Dig long, and prosper.’”

6> “… and it ended up right in her asteroid belt!”

5> “He sure left his imprint on the airlock!”

4> “Very impressive, Miss, but in this starship, ‘around the world’ refers to a planetary orbit.”

3> “… but she told me it was tribbles!”

2> And then Captain Kirk asks, “What is the goat for?”

and the Number 1 Bad SF Punch Line…

1> “So when her gorgle ripped, the Mugatu was left holding her melons!”

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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 1, 6
Bruce Kane, Bentonville, AR — 2, 5, 8 (Hat trick!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 4, 9 (Hat trick!)
Laura Oberst, Columbus, OH — 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator